February 2011
January 2011
Time to move on...
Filipino
Passenger: You look like this Filipino star.
Me: Oh really?
Passenger: Yeah, I saw you at the end of the aisle. I was shocked.
*Back at the galley*
Me: So this passenger thought I was a Filipino star.
Annie: You're not even dark enough to be Filipino.
Big Arms
Passenger: Is it required to have big arms to work here?
Me: Excuse me, Madam?
Passenger: You and the other two guys all have big arms!
Me: Oh... *look around* You're right. *professional killer smile* I believe it's just a coincidence.
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My friends are getting a divorce. According to the girl, the guy cheated on her. She got an email from the “slut” with the conversation recordings between the “slut” and the guy. She then forwarded to everyone in our group of friends. I’m friends with both parties. Drama! Drama! Drama!
My friend held a birthday party at a club and I had another...
I felt so safe. So certain that this person would...
